Free Agent - Betty Spite # 3.31.25

Betty Spite 3.31.25

Most Likely to Lose Her Temper, MVP of Slaughters of the Revolution

Team: Returning Free Agent, eligible for spring 2009 draft
Name: Betty Spite
Number: 3.31.25

Position You Play: Blocker, back is my faves

Status: Active

Injuries: Right knee bone contusion(s), dislocated right shoulder, dislocated right knee, many sweet bruises

Loves: Mr. Spite, Adidas tracksuits, Twin Riot, tough women, the Pissahs, the Golden Girls, my dog Murphy, passing out on Mike and Julie's couch

Despises: Fishnet burn, spineless women, paying my Bills

Biggest Weakness: Free beer

Favorite Song: "Kiss Me Deadly" by Lita Ford

Favorite Food or Drink: Blue Moon with a lemon

Favorite Fan: Momma Spite

No. of Tattoos: I'm not counting. You can if you want.

Favorite Derby Moment: Laying into Hot Sauce of PRD with a nasty check block and sending her to the hospital. I love you Hot Sauce, but that was the shit. She's a tough broad though—she was back on skates in no time! <3

How you got involved in derby: I love roller skates, and I love pushing people around. It just made sense.

The Dirt You Need to Know (and some stuff you probably didn't want to know): Betty Spite started out her derby life with the Cosmonaughties. Although she found love with many of her teammates, in the end, science just wasn't her thing. Her Irish Temper got her in a bit of trouble, and it was time to move on. The Wicked Pissahs, not being afraid to take on a troublemaker, welcomed her with ass slaps and PBRs. She knew that rolling for the Wicked Pissahs was where she was meant to be.