Team: Wicked Pissahs (co-captain)
Name: Miss Mary Smack
Number: 3.2.1. Position You Play: I block
Status: Pissah fo’ Life
Injuries: My neck and my back
Loves: Coffee, Christmas, costumes
Despises: Line cutters & litterbugs!
Biggest Weakness: Cookies
Favorite Song: "America" by Neil Diamond
Favorite Food or Drink: Cereal
Favorite Fan: Fevah’s Dad!
Favorite Derby Moment: This one time I was lead jammer!!!
How you got involved in derby: Penny Larceny is my inspiration. Always and forever! | 
