Team: Nutcrackers
Name: Ruby Khan
Number: 49 Position You Play: Pivot, grammarian
Status: Retired
Injuries: My knees sound like bubble wrap
Loves: Jeff Khan 5000, Peaches LaTour, candy, space tigers, the serial comma
Despises: Fake science, lifers, when people pronouce it Feb-you-ary, when people spell it "siked"
Biggest Weakness: Skinny guys with big beards who bake
Favorite Song: “I Wanna Be Adored" by the Stone Roses
Favorite Food or Drink: Magners, creamed dried beef on toast, mashed potatoes, Brach's jellybeans
Favorite Fan: Cowboy Mike and Jeni Thundercloud
No. of Tattoos: More than her but fewer than that other girl
Favorite Derby Moment: The meltdown in Seattle, the flipped maid's cart in Long Island, the drunk refs from that other team, the spitting ref from that other other team, sudden death overtime injuries, $300 hotel bar tabs, puking on the plane, one-oh-what!?, strippers with razor burn.
How you got involved in derby: I wish I could remember.
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