Team: Wicked Pissahs
Name: Assault N' Flattery
Number: 22
Position You Play: Blocker, jammer
Status: Active and all ovah your a$$
Injuries: None
Loves: Big hair, gold, young men, Daryl Hall
Despises: Authority, Newark airport, John Oates fanatics
Biggest Weakness: North Shore boys, ring bologna, booze
Favorite Song: "Maneater" Hall and Oates
Favorite Food or Drink: Stoli and tonic or prosecco if I'm feeling fancy
Favorite Fan: Mr. Salty, tailgater extraordinaire
No. of Tattoos: Four
Favorite Derby Moment: Getting the call that I was a Pissah of course!
How You Got Involved in Derby: An ex of mine suggested I should check out a bout, because he thought I'd love it. For once that douchebag was right. | 
