
| Name: Three-Day Bender
Favorite Ref Position: Inside pack, front side
Loves: Zebras
Despises: People who ask me, "Roller derby has rules?!"
Favorite Song: "Peace of Mind" by Boston
Favorite Food or Drink: Black Velvet (Guinness and cider)
Favorite Derby Moment: Accidently giving a 20-foot warning to a jammer
What Penalty Will You NEVER Let a Skater Get Away With: Tripping Low Blocks – "Fall Small" or I'ma toss you in the box.
How you got involved in derby: Xena Paradox came over to my house and force-fed me derby videos until I agreed to ref! |
The dirt you need to know (and some stuff you probably didn't want to know): Beat the "Endless Setlist" on Rock Band without missing a note. Can throw a Frisbee farther than you can. Officiated Britney Spears' latest wedding. Photo by Erin Caruso |