Wicked Pissahs

After getting busted sneaking into the Fenway bleachers, a gang of young women from Revere were assigned a court-appointed social worker who felt the girls should learn a sport, and chose roller derby to teach them discipline. Sadly, when they were given the skates, they rolled right over that social worker and skated off to glory, forever to be known as the Wicked Pissahs...

Over the next few years, the Pissahs racked up some wins and decided it was time to jump in a new crew. While rollin’ up to Kelly’s Roast Beef, the Pissahs stumbled upon a group of punks straight outta juvie. After months of smackdowns, the newly named Pissahs are ready to snatch the championship title again and shoot for a dynasty. (Photo by Erin Caruso)

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Miss Mary Smack (co-captain) Trish Squish (co-captain)   Assault N' Flattery Bully Mia Connie Rotten Floral Derangement Ivanna Shankabitch Lil' Orphan Fannie Maude Forbid Mona Mour Takillya N. Lime	2010 Recruits: Anita Bangher Annie Malistick Bad Person Dixie Kicks Managers: Krushpuppy Etta Maims Trixie von Toxic   Mascot: Sully tha Gully

* A scorekeeper's error led to this bout, originally called 58-56 in favor of the Cosmos, being adjusted to reflect an actual tie score. Since the error was discovered afterward, no overtime jams were played.